Archive | September, 2012

A boys guide to Paris

24 Sep

So, on to Paris!  History alert: Paris’s sewers date back to 1370 when the first underground system was created under rue Montmartre.  However, the current system was built during Baron Haussmann’s great re-design of the capital city in the 1860′s.  I had heard from numerous people that the tour of the sewers was really cool, so naturally we had to check it out.  This space was near the end of the tour  and the cases featured some of the unique items found in the sewers of Paris over the centuries.  Where did they keep this stuff until now??

I have also heard that the smell isn’t that bad.  I can report with great certainty that it smells like…well, you know.

Continuing with our Tour of the Dank and Macabre, the catacombs were also a must-see.  History alert: In 1786, sanitary conditions around the Saints Innocents cemetery were atrocious due to the overcrowded burial site, so officials decided to close ALL cemeteries within the city.  In work lasting several years, remains were moved to Paris’s abandoned underground quarries, and new cemeteries were established on the city’s outskirts.  Outside, I was surprised at the large number of kid-less adults in the very long waiting line, so I thought this must really be something special.

Definitely NOT for the claustrophobic! But, at least it didn’t smell–much.

I wonder if they sell those stickers in the gift shop.

 This unusually bright spot seemed out of place in  the darkness, but it was striking nonetheless.  And empty.

Dates are scattered throughout the catacombs and often include the years of original burials, as are the names of streets overhead.  A reminder of the world of the living for the people whose grim task it was to stack bones all day long, I suppose.  Caution: creepy picture below.

The rows of bones, while macabre, were thoughtfully stacked in neat, often artistic patterns, plus some bore inscriptions detailing from which cemetery each collection had been removed.  The above are from Saints Innocents.  Camera flashes aren’t allowed, so the glow given off from the occasional lightbulb was the only available light.

Finally, as for shopping, we did find a cool skateboard shop both boys enjoyed. (I was down to just my two at that point.)  We left with a cool backpack fitted with hidden speakers that can be connected to an iPod.  I also managed to fit in a bit of girl shopping.  I look back now and smile at an image of the boys perched on a pink tufted ottoman, surrounded by ballet shoes and pink tutus as I leisurely shopped for the perfect pair of Repetto flats.  Priceless.

Note:  This may look like a re-post to many of you, and you are right.  Sort of.  An editing mistake got the better of me last week when I tried to split what was one very long post into two, but failed to thoroughly check my work.  I hope you enjoyed the changes I made.

A boys guide to Provence

18 Sep

Ahh, la belle France. A country magnificently suited for food lovers, wine lovers, and scenic view lovers.  The culture of wine was totally boring for our boys, except for that one (and only) tasting when the older boys enjoyed themselves just a bit too much.  Scenic views went from “oh, wow” to “what’s the big deal, it’s the same as the last one”.  The food held their attention, as long as nothing was too weird.  No brain or tongue for them.  So imagine my concern when our party of seven whittled down to four and one of those leaving was my hubbie.  We had worked our way to the end of our activities designed to introduce the kids to the fabulous French culture, and now hubbbie and the girls were leaving us.  What to do with three boys! Well, one mention of Le Ferme aux Crocodiles and I was saved!

Located just off the A7 near Pierrelette, the domed greenhouse is home to 9 species of crocs, some giant tortoises and several types of birds across its 8,000 square meters.  Turns out, it draws some 300,000 visitors a year.  Go figure.  That big one in the middle could only manage to move about two inches at a time.

An education designed for the range of cultures included in those 300,000 visitors.  What, no Spanish?

The boys had a blast on the playground!  It even had a café offering baguette sandwiches and ice cream.  Amazingly, no one asked  for anything to eat!

Even cooler than the crocodile farm was the restaurant/simulator we discovered across the street.  Yes, you read correctly.  In one of the most interesting concept stores I’ve ever seen, the upstairs dining room resembled a control tower with panoramic windows, where  businessmen lunched on roti poulet/roast chicken and foie gras while sipping a beer or glass of wine.  Downstairs held a dozen very realistic simulators.  A ride for our little guy featured downhill skiing and a roller coaster ride, while the big boys were bounced and jolted by a rally car ride, and I do mean ride, then a Formula 1 sprint around Monaco, naturally.

They got the F1 ride for free because the rally ride wasn’t “simulating” properly for the first five minutes.  And people say customer service doesn’t exist in France.

This beauty was also in the basement.  It’s for sale–at an undisclosed price.  What’s that saying about affordability: If you have to ask…

No words for this one.  Did I mention there was also a helicopter in the next room?

Even the bathroom provided entertainment in the form of a unique toilet plus an explanation of how the environment benefits from each flush.  I won’t gross you out by showing a picture of the potty.

We had a great last day in Provence.  Now what to do with these boys in Paris… If you have any guesses about what we did in Paris, leave them in the  comment box below.

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